A Tribute to the Most Banginest Librarian Ever

To Blicker

An MLS-certified librarian, he pwns the Dewey Decimal system, he is the master of the cubbies, and the victor of the reference section.

You can not forget him. He can turn a simple question into an hour long lecture that will not only bore you to tears but annoy you to the point that you can no longer control your anal sphincter and it leads to you soiling yourself. It is akin to the experience of impaling your eyeballs with freshly sharpened pencils and then being tied down so you have to feel the vitreous humors drip down your face and into your mouth while rabid hyenas gnaw at your shins to the bone.

He IS that good.

Trust me.

It is simply blissful. But it is simply the Norm, here at school.